Air on a shoestring

Aren’t we all just a smidgeon weary
With the antics of one Mr Michael O’Leary
Perhaps we should stand in awe of his business savvy
In charging Ryan Air passengers to use his lavvy
Then his tease about airline passengers standing
Plenty of publicity for that bumpy landing
The CAA would have something to say
About passengers standing all the way
And what of those of us who carry extra weight
He wants to charge us extra money
Such blatant discrimination just isn’t funny
Why doesn’t he just send us freight?
Or Change his name to Rhino Air
We charge fatties more and we don’t care
As for the passengers stranded by the ash cloud
Done his cut throat reputation more than proud
Now he is pulling out of George Best Belfast City
And while the jobs that may go is a real pity
Will we really miss his no frills flights
As we watch his last plane in the runway lights
Many of us would pay a little more without a care
It's so long farewell to Ryan Air
Here comes Flybe for your market share