The Blair Bitch Project

The Blair Bitch Project
The Dark Lord got his book out first
The third man won the ego and spoon race
And left TB and GB fit to burst
And thinking about how to save face
Now we have Blair’s literary proffering
All glory and no guts Prime Minister
All proceeds to British Legion as part of the offering
Surely that decision wasn’t sinister
A clever move to reduce the flak
And avoid a graceless fall
On his decision to send British troops to Iraq
Without the proper kit and caboodle
Armed for peace unready for war
Until he gave himself the sack
For ever labelled George Bush’s poodle
He may well stand by his decision
As about saving the Iraqi people from tyranny
But will forever be a source of derision
And we can’t just miss the bloody irony
That Iraqi people have suffered more
By George and Tony bringing their peace revolution
Replacing what had gone before
The brutal reality is there was solution
And what of our own wee dirty war
Collusion, illusion and Mr Elastic
Cosying up to Gerry and Marty
Stretching the truth beyond the fantastic
Bringing Big Ian and Peter
Along to the party
Encouraging the wording
A real Mr Fixer
Wine Whiskey and Beer
For our own prods and mixer
We have nothing more to fear
For it can’t get any worse
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission
Signing on the dotted line at St Andy’s
Was his true mission
Wonder if his spookery book
Will sell more than his old fiend Mandy’s
Or perhaps just a ploy to make Gordon frown
I must sell more books than sociophobe Brown