Doesn't matter if you're crazy, if your thin, you're in

This is a lunch time blog but if you are reading this as a woman in the public eye who is vulnerable to mental ill health, don't eat and read. Why? according to the UK crass Media it doesn't matter how mad you are as long as you have shifted the ballast that you were carrying when the madness got in.

You can be a bi-polar, self-harming, drug-addled alcoholic who needs a revolving door on the rehab unit but if you have attained size 8 or below, your doo lallyness will be forgiven and forgotten and you will have magazine deals, exercise dvd and at home withs comming out of your well-toned, tanned and taut tush. In essence, you can be on another planet but if you can squeeze your arse into the latest skinny jeans and have your legs like chopsticks floating about in your UGGs you will be welcomed with open arms and open cheque-books.

Heaven help you if you fall off the wagon because the bread knives will be out quicker than you can say "go large" if you are fat you don't fit and if you are fat and prone to mental illness/addictions, you brought the mad cow disease on yourself.

A couple of examples to prove my point: Britney Speers when she was the blobit her mental state was linked to how she had let her 'hot bod' go and was cramming in more full fat coke and cheeseburgers than Elvis on his day off - once she had starved, exercised and got her sixpack (stomach not coke) back she was back to the babe, no matter she remained ill she was thin again.

Kerry Katona from blimp to hot in the slurp of a lipo shunt - cue pictures in sexy tracksuit and her addictions/illnesses fall to the bottom of the lithium bottle.

So there it is folks if you lose your marbles no matter as long as you get thinner not fatter.